Date Story 1

So we meet at the place we chose and of course it's closed. We decide to go up the street for a coffee at Starbucks. Unfortunately, he lives in this area and of course, there's someone he knows there. Turns out it's his best friend's mother. Who likes to chat. And asks "so, are you on a date or something?". We nod our heads and she keeps on talking. 5 minutes later, she asks, "how did you meet?" I defer to the person who knows her and he explains that we met online. She asks, "What website?" and then, "Is this your first date?" Again, the abrupt head nod doesn't really phase her. 5 minutes later she leaves, and I'm sure my date was mortified, although he hid it very well. I thought it was HILARIOUS.